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  Unemployed, Flint
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NameFlint Unemployed
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ContributorJames Crews
Last ModifedJames Crews
May 16, 2008 09:12pm
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InfoThe Flint Unemployed are set to enter their first season of baseball, playing at legendary Atwood Stadium. Food Stamps and WIC checks are accepted throughout the ballpark at all concession stands. Bottled beer selections include Olde English 800, Cobra, and Colt 45. Refreshing Grape Drink and bologna sandwiches, with or without mustard are available throughout the game. There is an on-site pawn shop and payday advance for fan convenience. Be sure to bring your Unemployment or Welfare check stub to the ballpark for 25% off your ticket price!

FLINT UNEMPLOYED
General Manager/Manager: James Crews
Pitching Coach: Bill "Spaceman" Lee
Hitting Coach: Yogi Berra
Bench Coach: Jimmy Piersall

Starting Lineup:
SS Rafael Furcal
OF Ichiro
2B Brandon Phillips
1B Albert Pujols
DH Lance Berkman
OF Hideki Matsui
3B Kevin Youkilis
C Joe Mauer
OF Xavier Nady

Bench: E. Aybar (SS/2B); E. Longoria (3B); C. Jackson (1B)

Starters:
Josh Beckett
James Shields
Greg Maddux
Cliff Lee
Micah Owings

Bullpen:
Francisco Rodriguez
Huston Street
Shaun Marcum
Jair Jurrjens


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