My fellow Americans, it is time. Time for a life-altering journey of self-discovery and introspection with George W. Bush.
The great man's presidential library and museum—also known as the "Bush Center"—is set to open Thursday on 23 acres of the Southern Methodist University campus outside Dallas. The Bush Center is designed to honor two of Prince George's most viral passions in this world: imperial pomp and "Choose Your Own Adventure" books:
As president, he rarely had a chance to rest given the endless cascade of crises as visitors will experience in the Decision Points Theater. As many as 24 visitors at a time are presented with one of four situations—the invasion of Iraq, the troop buildup in 2007, Hurricane Katrina or the financial crisis. Visitors have four minutes to pull up videos of actors playing White House aides, generals, lawmakers and others giving advice, then they pick one of three options.
When the room has voted, either Mr. Card or Mr. Bolten appears on the main screen to announce the result. Then Mr. Bush appears to describe what he did. |