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| Affiliation | Democratic |
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| Name | Bob Heaney |
| Address |
New York, New York , United States |
| Email | nybob49@yahoo.com |
| Website | [Link] |
| Born |
December 17, 0000
(2024 years)
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| Contributor | Bob |
| Last Modifed | Bob
Nov 01, 2011 12:49am |
| Tags |
Hungarian - Irish - Single - Alcoholic - Imprisoned - College Democrats of America - Union Member - Catholic - Straight -
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| Info | Proud OurCampaigns member, frequent poster. Former center for the NCAA Div. III Oneonta State Red Dragons Basketball team.
"Bob Heaney is a two ton man-mountain who could palm a medicine ball!"
"He once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the road."
"He taught me how to make love to a woman, and how to scold a child."
"They found $60 in change in his stomach."
"He did all the makeup on the 'Planet of the Apes' movie."
"He grew a 3rd arm and kept it in a vault."
"Heaney drank a full glass of liquid LSD with his eggs. Then he slept for 8 months straight. When he woke he rubbed his eyes and said, 'All in all, I prefer gin.'"
"They say Gene Roddenbery got the idea for Star Trek from listening to him talk in his sleep."
"He date raped David Bowie."
"He once inhaled a seagull."
"He once had sex with a cigarette machine."
"He killed Wolfman Jack with a trident."
"He uses the Shroud of Turin as a golf towel."
"He once ate the Bible while water skiing."
"He drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls."
"His first name is Bob....... I'm drunk."
"He's a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi."
"He orchestrated the merger between Unicef and Smith & Wessen."
"He went public with his own buttocks and made $7 million."
"Heaney's family crest is a picture of a baracudda eating Neil Armstrong."
"Did I ever tell you about the time Heaney was in a production of 'The King & I?' On opening night,Heaney chloroforms the entire cast and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got decent reviews but ended up only running for a few months."
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